That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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