maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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