Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
All I want is dick and wine.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
