but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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