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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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