cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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