do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i love accidental penises.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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