All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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