I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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