so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
home. puking in laundry basket.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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