So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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