Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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