I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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