The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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