Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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