He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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