I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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