this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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