You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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