I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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