You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
