She's JV to your varsity
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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