would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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