She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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