I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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