NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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