if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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