Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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