i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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