Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
id be glad to
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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