did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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