Your dad touched me again.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
