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(805): View more from California

You guys coming?

(1-805): View more from California

We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure

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(752): View more from California

What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?

(209): View more from California

I think the two go hand in hand.

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(559): View more from California

so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.

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