can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
No subtext here. People are naked.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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