Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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