Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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