You can't special order awesome
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Randomize
