Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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