party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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