No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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