D3 body, D1 cock
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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