the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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