Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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