One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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