singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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