The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
What a dumb baby whore.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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