don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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