covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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