Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
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