My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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