the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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