i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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