you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Is it because I queefed?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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