Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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