ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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